[Otclassof1973] REVENGE OF THE CHRISTMAS ELVES, II

[Marvin A Segall]

Wishing one and all, once again a merry and a happy.

Since nothing is ever finished...  I originally wrote the poem, Revenge
of the Christmas Elves years ago and yet just yesterday scribbled out
this little ditty I call the Epilogue to Revenge of the Christmas Elves:
 
Then Mrs. Claus worked off her ropes,
It seems she had some practice.
For Santa was an S/M freak.
(I'm sorry - that a fact is.)
 
And when the elves saw she was free
They quickly gave her sway.
For elves are very practical
- Their Union Stewards say.
 
She instituted better hours,
A health plan and child care.
And in return the elves increased
Their output by a share.
 
The moral of this story seems
That elves are docile folk.
But watch it, they get really peeved
When they feel they're provoked.
 
And as for Mrs. Claus,
She doesn't miss her old Kris Kringle.
The elves made her a little toy,
That vibrates with a jingle.

Marvin Segall (now cue the laughing Santas)
 
*<];{o>  HO-HO-HO  <o};[>*
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